The 54 Million Dollar Pants, NOT

The District of Columbia Superior Court has ruled against an administrative law judge who filed a $54 million lawsuit against his neighborhood dry cleaner over a pair of missing pants. I wonder which part should I be more outraged about, the 54 millions dollar for a pair of pants, or the fact that the lawsuit was filed by a judge. What's even worse than a frivolous law suit is one that is filed by someone who is supposed to uphold justise. I wonder what makes him think that a “satisfaction guaranteed” sign entitled unhappy customers to unlimited compensation.